You have no one to play with. Ex-wives don't return calls. Current, so called, girlfriends don't want to listen. Delivery doesn't understand your hours. Cable TV sucks. Must I go on?
Does it sound like I'm bitching? Umm...Yah!
I am. Wait, let me look down first; yes I still have a penis.
BTW, I sat through all of CBS's Sea Change by author Jesse Stone. I see (no pun intended) a lot of him in me. It was hard to watch, but a sat through it. It's a good story.
P.S. I'll let you know when I've started my sober run.
First of all, drunks need to crawl on the floor with a flashlight to find software to re-install. Why? I don't know.